Shorty auta keling!!!

Ok... so my monitor is okay now. My mom had it repaired yesterday. Some ahpek came to repair the lights at the toilet so my mom asked him to repair the monitor too. I dunno what he did but he must be a genius. Too bad I was so sick yesterday that I could not bring myself to give him a huge hug and award him with a medal for his effort in reviving Shorty back to life.

So yes, Shorty auta keling habis! Last week or so, I watched an Indian movie in which the hero was already dead and was being sent to the morgue on a stretcher. And then... there were shots of the Hindu God which had the elephant's trunk(dunno what it's name is) and his(as in the guy) girlfriend. The shots were playing simultaneously as the guy was sent to the morgue and suddenly.........

TA~DAA!!!

...........he got up from the stretcher and managed to arrive at his girlfriend's house, just in time to stop the wedding! And yes.... he was d.e.a.d. (before he got up and rushed to the wedding ceremony!).

So I guess Shorty just did an auta keling too cos I was so goddamn sure that Shorty was dead and would never come back to life, but I was wrong. However, I am glad and appreciate God's grace in reviving Shorty back to life. I love you Shorty! Wo!

And yes, I was so sick yesterday. I had Coke Float after school, even though I had a serious migraine and was battling it all the way till I reached home. And I sooooooo knewwwwwww it that I was gonna puke. Fortunately I made the right decision in going home at 6+pm and to walk from Yew Tee's MRT station all the way home. Cos... if I had taken the bus, I was sooooo goddamn sure that I was gonna puke in the bus. So I walked home and was all grouchy when I reached my doorstep. Saw the ahpek repairing my mom's irons cos the screws are a bit loose. Then my Mom brought me to my room to check on my revived Shorty. After that, I quickly changed from my uniform and rushed to the toilet and there you go.... THE REMAINS OF COKE FLOAT AND WHAT I ASSUMED AS BILE FROM MY GUT SPURTED AND SPEWED OUT OF MY THROAT AND MOUTH and down onto the sink. And I was so goddamn sure that I barfed the whole cup of Coke Float, cos I was just puking and puking and puking. I think there were like around 5 huge spurts. Kinda like in the opening scene of Scary Movie 2, in which the possessed girl, the priest and his assistant were all like barfing on each other. I swear! It was that much amount of puke. So yes... that was the first time I puked after such a loooong time. I guess the last time was erm... 3 or 4 years ago.

Last words: I hate the taste of puke on your throat after a long session of barfing.