Inter is jinxed!

INTER
I knew it. I just knew it. Inter is jinxed! I'm pissed off! Inter only managed a draw last night. I knew it. I should have watched the match, in order to transmit some good luck charm via the tv to them. It's all Starhub's fault. Let's all boycott Starhub! I'm so displeased! Plus, I don't understand why Inter has to buy useless players such as LAMOUCHI, KARAGOUNIS etc. Well, they are useless bench-warmers. I mean you can use the really good and talented players from your youth squad as bench-warmers. And I think these kids would be happy to be in the first team even though just as substitutes, unlike these veteran and old players! Inter is gonna die!!! Boohoohoo. :'( WHY?! WHY?!

My best friend
Guess who was my partner for sit-ups today? Yes!!! You got it right! It's my best friend, TL! Heeheehee. Well, she is actually quite nice, she encouraged me to do the sit-ups, even tho I was feeling all kinds of emotions while doing it; wanna laugh cos I was thinking about the Kuntetz reaction if they got to know about this, wanna fart. But well, she might be relishing the moment, even if she could only manage to touch my dirty smelly shoes and not my nice legs. Well, that's if what Ika said about her fetish for touching girls is true. Not that I'm saying that she's lying but well you get what I mean. Hahahaha... Well, u want more of me T? Pay me all the money in the world, then you can touch my whole stark-naked body. Heehee.

PE with Ram-bu-Tan
Well, luckily it was raining cos the Tan strikes back! Anyways... we had fruits for PE today! Yippee! And I don't understand why certain people like B**z**a and this Chinese girl name Celia or something has to like... lie... when Ram-bu-Tan without the Tan asked about the number of sit-ups, push ups and star jumps each of us did. I mean B was certainly following the median. Like if most says 30, then she also say a number around that range, like 29 or 32. When clearly that that was a HUGE FUCKING LIE! And Celia is like having the highest number, and it's like incredible amounts ok! I mean I don't look down on her but if you wanna lie or please be a little bit more logical. Either that or she cheated by not doing the exercise like how it should be done. So... whateverlaa... Just now also see that she lied. She went to toilet when the rest of us had started running for the 15 rounds of the go up the stairs, run past the LTs and down the stairs routine. Then she came and she ran. When Firah and me ran past the LTs, most of the time she is walking, then when we finished, she also claim to Ram-bu-Tan without the Tan that she had finished the 15 rounds, and he also never believe her. Wahlau, wanna lie also get real abit laa! No integrity seh! I also don't have much integrity but well, if you can't fucking do it then fucking say you got stomach cramp or something and cannot finish the 15 rounds, at least you didn't make the teacher believed that you did what. But she like mati-mati say she finished so whateverlaa... if you wanna look like the superstar of the TAF club then so be it.

My Filipino twin
Mimi told me great news today! Yeay! She said that the Sugababes which of course, includes my twin, Rosa Isabel Mutya Buena(no I didn't make that up, that really is her name!) is coming to Singapore for the stupid and dumb MTV ASIA AWARDS!!! Anyone wants to give me free ticket? Well we can trade, I mean you give me the free tix and I give you a whole cd filled with pics of my Kuntetz family' upskirt shots and well maybe more. And no Mimi, I'm not gonna smell Mutya's ass! You are! And you're gonna smell mine too! Cos me and Mutya, we make up the coolest pair of girls on Earth, and maybe the whole Universe! And so, in order to prepare myself for the stupid and dumb MTV ASIA AWARDS, I'm gonna get 15 piercings, and yes, on my right nipple too, just like my twin, and 8 fake tattoos, and maybe well, just another one more, with the "Kuntetz Family" sprawled at my back. Then I'm going to use Photoshop or maybe Arcsoft Photo Studio and make a pic of me and my twin standing together. I am going to choose my most vogue picture.... baring maybe a bit of my cleavage and stomach, just like how my twin also does, and then I'm gonna send to a shop and get the uncle to make a life-size cutout of that pic! Then, I'm gonna print a T-shirt and pants covered with pics of me and my twin. And just like what Mimi, suggested, everytime the camera focuses on me, I will start to flail my hands and wave frantically while still maintaining that classic fucked-up look just like my twin. Then after the show, I will tell her about how we are actually twins who have been separated at birth cos my other family aka my Filipino father and Irish mom can't support another child, cos they have too many and had to give me away. Then after that I will make her share her wealth with me, and engage Mimi as our family dog, who will smell and clean our ass every single day! Yeayyyyy!!!

Melayu Kental!
Why are all budak melayu nowadays so kental? Aiyooo... I saw one guy who was walking with his male and female friend, wearing a singkat school pants! It was horrible. It was so singkat. It was a bit above his ankle! Imagine! And he was wearing ankle socks! Imagine! And he was from Choa Chu Kang Sec Sch, so imagine the horrendous singkat light green pants! Ok there are 2 theories...
1) He just want to look kental and bacin like most budak Melayus in Singapore.
2) He is so poor, he lives at the sewer, eat seaweed everyday, has no underwear, sleep on cardboard and can't afford to buy pants, and probably stole the pants from someone at school.
Well, I think it's the 2nd one.
Another budak Melayu kental is none other than Kaka's favourite singer, aka Elfa. Well, who would act at K-14 as assistant dentist who didn't even have a single line to say, not even "Hmm..." or "Ahh..." or "RRRrrrr..." or "Ooohhhh" or "Creeett creett". That is so pathetic. And according to Kaka, her number one fan in Singapore, and possible in the entire world, all she did was act cute. Well, I bet she didn't have a hard time doing that, since she always act cute every single second with her cengeng wanna cry face. Aku berak kat muka dia jugak satu hari! And well, I have realized this 2 weeks ago, but just for the record, she did sing for the theme song of K-14, which happens to be Juju's favourite song.
The next example of budak Melayu kental is none other than E**i. Wahlau... last time so AWAS! man... Then what now? BIMBO?! Ok she is a worse BIMBO than me! At least I'm a classy BIMBO! She's more like SARONG PARTY GIRL! Eeeee... and brag about guys liking her. Wahlau. At least when someone like me I never tell the whole world. Let's count laa who got more admirers. Hahah, I'm sure to lose, but well I don't care, at least I think I'm hotter than her, cos I'm the BEST BIMBO IN THE UNIVERSE!!! *flying kiss*

Names
My dad actually wanted to name me stupid kampung names, like...
1) Rukayah, I think he meant Rugayah
2) Hamidah
3) Ropeah
I mean what the fuck right? Might as well name me ZAITON SAMEON.
Ok, so I would like to share the names for my kids... Which mostly are ciplak names. Well, I can't help it.
1) Ezaq Nabil (Ezaq is created by me, kiranya nak step Isaac ah konon, and Nabil is my nephew's name)
2) Arianna Nabila (Arianna is my idol's Marc Anthony's daughter's name, and yes, I got the inspiration from his My Baby You song, wahlau so touching, the only song that can make me cry. Eeeee... did I just say that? Yes, I did. Anyways Nabila is my cousin's name)
3) Emre Irfan (Emre is of course my ex-boyfriend's name, now that I've made the decision to marry Fabio Cannavaro or his Muslim name is Farhan bin Saif Farid Abdullah or something like that and Irfan is just a name that I like)
4) Nadya Fakhira (Nadya and Fakhira are both my cousin's name. Anyways Fakhira is pronounced as Fa-hee-ra, not Fuck-khi-rah. I'm so sick and tired of people teasing me by saying that it sounds like Fuck-khi-rah. Wah marah seehhhh)
5) Khalid Danish (Khalid is just a name that I like cam cool gitu and gives me the feeling that it belongs to a handsome Arab-looking guy and Danish is my cousin's name, AGAIN)
6) Alyssa Umaira (Alyssa is a name that I chose while Umaira is well... my cousin's name. Anyways she is Danish's older sister. Hehehee)