Mr-I'm-too-good-to-be-true-cos-I've-got-A1-for-my-O'Level-and-A'Level-English

Ivan Lim aka Mr-I'm-too-good-to-be-true-cos-I've-got-A1-for-my-O'Level-and-A'Level-English, is starting to get on my nerves. And lemme just say, that I don't have many nerves, just one. Tick that one off, and POOF! You're on my shitlist. Apparently, this small cojones retard think he's too good to be true just cos he thinks he's got a fantastic command of the English language. You char tow piece of pork! Why don't you go back to your mainland China and start conversing in your own mother fucking mother tongue and start to be proud of it, you useless piece of cow dung. Guess what he said in GP class today, "Well don't think the other graduates or undergraduates from NUS and NTU are as eloquent as I am. In fact, I am an exceptional, I'm not the norm." Well guess what? Fuck you you pencil-dick slit-eyed CHINK! Of course you are an exceptional, you are a special case, you are A RETARD. You're as good as any MINDS students out there... come on... please clap for him everyone. *clap clap* You HORSE SHIT, you actually think you're fucking English is good just cos you got A1 for your O'Level and A'Level. Listen up you dimwit, I wrote a stupid piece of composition with the standard for a primary school kid... with an idiotic fictional plot with a bland introduction and a boring conclusion, and guess what?! THOSE STUPID OLD FARTS AT CAMBRIDGE ACTUALLY GAVE ME A B3?! The fuck?! I would have given me a C6 or even fail myself. So you actually think you deserve the fucking A1? Those Britons are dumb enough to think that all Asians has a shit command of English thus they adopted a more lenient approach, thinking that our primary school standard essays are the best piece of shit we have ever written in our entire lives, you moronic pig! And seriously, I swear I will cut my pinky if my assumption is wrong, but the education standard back then was so lax, even a composition written by my own grandmother, Nenek Bedok(May God Bless You) would have been given an A1 by those I'm-too-lazy-to-read-anymore-compos-by-low standard-Asians-so-I'll-just-be-nice-and-give-them-an-A1 Britons. And you being the stupid dumb swine you are, took all the fucking effort to actually get yourself a vo-ca-bu-la-ry book and turn it into a shit dictionary, when you could have actually written a piece of crap essay and still get an A1. You prick! Anyways, since you talk big about your English, how come you don't even know the meaning of "lenient" and "generous"? Do you know what's lenient? It's when someone gives the main answer but construct it in a vague way and you still give the person the benefit of the doubt and award the full mark. That's LENIENT. And do you know what's generous? That's when you give the person 2 marks when he actually deserved 1 mark, you numb nut! So, guess what? It's time to stop being so full of yourself, and please do step on Earth cos you're not on the moon you Oh-I'm-so-cocky-thus-I'm-cool pea-sized brain COCK!