Guide on getting into my good books

Since I've always been nasty to almost everyone, I will do a special entry today called:
A GUIDE ON HOW TO GET INTO SHIKIN'S HEART AND SUBSEQUENTLY BEING TREATED NICELY BY HER




The thing about me is that I show my love by being evil. Thus, whenever I do evil stuffs to you, that means I love you. And whenever I hurt you, that just means that I love you more. Don't believe me? Ask my Mom.
However, if you are someone who does not belong to my immediate family and longs to be treated nicely by me, you will have to make me love you first. The best way is to get locked safe in my heart, among my loved ones; ie: immediate family members.
This entry will guide you on how to win my heart and officially be one of its occupants. It's not difficult, and it surely doesn't depend on luck. What's more, it doesn't take too much effort. So, all the best!


1) Start off by complimenting me on my positive attributes, followed by commenting on how that positive attribute is so attractive to you. (but you will have to be honest with the compliments laa, Shikin already has a pre-installed lie detector in her)
Eg: Shikin, you're so shy. And have I told you that I just love those who are shy?
Bonus points: 20


2) Tolerate my irritating self, while commenting on how cute I can be whenever I do evil things.
Eg: Shikin, that's not so nice *laughs*, but I still think it's cute, whatever that you did just now.
Bonus points: 40


3) Agree with all my opinions.
Eg: YES! LINKIN PARK SUCKS! You're so smart cos I feel the same way about Linkin Park too!
Bonus points: 50


4) Do whatever I tell you to do. (but you still have to give the impression that you're a person with a backbone and can't be pushed around easily)
Eg: Shikin: Kiss my ass.
You: *obediently kisses Shikin's ass* It smells so good.
Bonus points: 70




When you think that we've established a good relation (when Shikin can actually accept you), you will have to follow these following steps...


5) Show your true colours, preferably attributes that Shikin likes...
ie; funny, opinionated, well-mannered, polite, chatty etc.
Bonus points: Depending on how much Shikin likes the attribute


6) Proclaim your undying love to Shikin and beg her to love you too, like you're part of her family.
Bonus points: 100+++




~TA-DAA~




Or the easy way:


1) Be attractive to Shikin until she likes you/get in her good books...
Bonus points: 90


2) Proclaim your love for Shikin and her mere existence
Bonus points: 150+++


If Shikin actually loves you back (which is very seldom), rest assured that you will be treated like a Supreme Being by Shikin.




Steps to avoid:


1) Telling Shikin, "Would you be my gf" or the likes after only one month knowing her.
(This could be done only if Shikin already likes you a lot, but she usually don't)
Demerit points: -50


2) Telling her that you love her in the S*****l way.
Demerit points: -70 and you can be rest assured that Shikin will laugh her ass at you for 7 years non-stop


Tip: Try acting as shy as possible, and Shikin might get turned on enuff to say that she does love you too.
Bonus points: 200
Tip 2: Indirectly show Shikin that you have sacrificed a lot for her. This can gain you sympathy points or if Shikin already likes you, it will make her like you more.
Bonus points: 200




THE END



Q: How many people have actually succeeded?


A: Not many. Probabaly one or two. There are those who has succeeded in getting into Shikin's good books but fail to proclaim undying love for Shikin, thus is still being treated like a jackass ho. Too bad. But it's still not too late to repent. You will never know how nice Shikin can be unless you make the effort!


The best thing to do to make Shikin like you is to be honest. If you have something to say about her or to her then just say it. The best thing about Shikin is that she doesn't judge others. Don't believe? Ask Aishah. Why would she confide in Shikin if she doesn't believe that Shikin won't judge her? Thus if you have something to share with Shikin, then please do. Librans are about sharing anyways. And honesty is a turn-on. If you like me, say you like me. And I would most probably like you too. If you hate me, then just say you hate me. Cos I will probably love you more. See, it's a win-win situation! Think win-win! And if you think she is crap, then just tell her that she is crap. The most that she will resort to doing is launch a war against you. And that's about it. Anyways, her wars end fast. So... Anyways the courage shown in being honest is the biggest turn-on for Shikin. So...