Bitchy Snitchy.... (kiss my brown Asian ass! whoop!)

This entry is dedicated to the trashy soul Snitch. Too bad I was too sleepy to retort your comments yesterday, but I guess Lady Luck must be on your side today cos I'm feeling super! And not-so-nice.

It is not my intention to be giving you the honour of an entry but since you showed an effort to read such a long post when most of my friends would just read a paragraph and skip the rest; cos they know I can be crappy and likes to write trash to amuse myself, your effort is thus rather commendable. Don't believe me when I say my friends don't even bother to read my trashy posts meant to crack myself up? Hee...

"tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
oh yeah
tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
u pissed someone oofff
tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
good for u
tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
someone is paying attention
tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
Someone is taking u seriously
tipah tetipu tetipu tipu tetipah....tumpang glamer says:
why do they even bother to layankan kau

layankan kau: (direct translation) entertaining you

See, no one takes me for real. Cos they know I'm such a fun-spirited soul who likes to poke fun at unnecessary things to crack them up, and to amuse myself at the same time for being so nonsensical. And here you are, taking me for real, like a dimwit, when that whole post was meant to make my friends snigger in not-again-shiq-ness. And there you were, taking so much effort in criticizing each and every paragraph of my entry. To this, I have to tell you to not only kiss my brown Asian ass, but to lick my buttcrack too. Please, I mean even my GP or Lit or History teacher wouldn't bother commenting each and every paragraph of my essay. And for a complete stranger who bothers to read the whole entry and comment on each and every paragraph, you must be even more dumb than I think you are. Especially if it's meant to be a trashy post. Plus, it's takes a trashier person to be reading a trashy post and get so affected till they actually have to give their comments about it! Ha! Trashy ass!

And since you read such a long entry, that shows that I must at least be an interesting writer, thus, I bet you've been snooping around reading the other entries. Hence, I have this question to ask. Have I ever writen a serious post worth reading? No. And it's not cos I'm trashy, you goon. It's cos this world is getting too serious than it should be cos of people like you who probably had wrinkles when you were just five months old. And like all female superheros or heroines for that matter, I feel compelled to englighten my friends who do read this blog and myself by being humourous and posting light entries. Why in the world should I be talking about the current world state and other serious issues when laughter is the best medicine? I am still appalled thinking that there is actually a human being who labels me a bitch just cos he/she takes me for real. I mean, WHO WOULD DAMMIT, WHO WOULD? THAT ENTRY WAS A PURE HOAX. IT WAS MEANT TO BE TRASHY. WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE IN GEYLANG?! Dammit, you should just have stopped reading right after that paragraph I was contemplating on being a prostitute, cos by that time, this entry must have sent a signal to a normal human being that it is meant to poke fun at my own expense. YOU MUST BE TOO TRASHY TO EVEN REALIZE THAN. Or you must be abnormal. So much for calling me "physically disabled, ur mentally unstable too." AND AGAIN I ASK, AND THIS TIME FOR REAL, WHY GOD WHYYYYY?!

And since you tried hard to interfere in my life, by looking highly at yourself, thinking that you have the right to post a comment at the Supreme's blog (and in case you don't see it, that was sarcasm, or maybe it's true that I'm just better than you, you nutcrack), I think you deserve an entry, cos being associated to me in any way is as good as being associated to the Queen of England. And turd, that was another joke, in case you are taking me for real, again.

"Came across a blog today with this girl who has a problem with ppl who runs for recreation. What a cheap bitch who thinks everything pretty shud come easy! Its no wonder shes so fat. Somebody oughta remind her that shes not giving anything back to the community, that she is a CONSUMER and shud have nothing to complain about ever since the day her bitch mom brought her crying into this Earth. You don't even have to hunt your own food now that you have supermarkets you stuff your face everyday with it then you laugh you use all that energy on bitching you try to look pretty in the camera and you forget your forefathers who built this urban world that you live in. You're fat and you're complaining. You make me sick!"

I would like to say GUNDUUUUUUU! You've got your brains stucked in your asshole, and here you are trying to act clever to me. For all I know, I must be having an IQ higher than yours. So, you say I have a "problem with ppl who runs for recreation". Recreation means: enjoying yourself when you are not working.
If you have read properly, the 3 main categories targetted are Sports Freaks who don't run for recreation; but cos they love sports so much - they run so they get better and can join more sports events and win all the bloody medals for their hard work, gundu! And most of these sports freaks are like sportswomen and sportsmen themselves, thus running is like their JOB which they enjoy. Recreation holds the meaning enjoying yourself when you are NOT WORKING. Thus these sports freaks running is not for recreation dammit dammit dammit. Why the heck are you so stupid?!

2nd category: Kenyans. Have I not made myself clear enough? Kenyans don't run for recreation. They run cos they don't wanna be late for their activities, or cos the places are too far, it would take them ages(this is an example of exaggeration in case you dunno, and it's a stylistic device used by writers to make their writings more interesting to read) to get to the places they are heading to by walking. So, they run. And when you run to the bus stop so that you could catch the bus you are going to take before it leaves, does that make it a recreation?! Why the heck are you so stupid?!

3rd category: People who run cos they want to lose weight. This is even moreeeeee obvious. They run cos they want to lose weight not cos they are ENJOYING it. Man, I don't think I should stoop as low as a dumbfuck like you, trying to explain what that phrase means.

And... I don't wish to be giving anything back to the community. And you like all emotional soul has to blabber about unnecessary unrelated things. What does my ranting and hatred against running has got to do with me being a CONSUMER, you marketing prick?! You called my mom a b****, well, my view on Moms still stand, so I won't go around calling your mom names cos I know that bringing a stupid ho like you into this world is a surprise in itself, cos oh well, shit happens. Tho I really do feel compelled to bitchslap your mom for not teaching you proper ways of commenting on other people, that I had to imitate your way of writing just to prove that you're a dumbass. But hey, I'm sure your mom don't intend for you to be stupid. I understand.

And what's that about supermarket? You're such a goon, you're blabbering nonsense. I was talking about running. Ok so you're saying modernisation and globalisation makes people lazy, so what?! It makes people like me unappreciative, so? Why don't you bitchslap your forefathers for spurring modernisation which in turn makes teenagers like me unappreciative? Of course, you can't turn back time to bitchslap your forefathers and there is no way you could psycho unappreciative teenagers like me(there must be millions out there) into thinking the way you do, so why don't you just shut your trap and stop running your mouth at strangers? You only have the guts to do so cos you, like any other pimply arses(this is just an assumption, and since you feel like you have all the right in the world to assume things about me, then I think I have the right to assume things about you too, you ho) who are only brave enough to hide behind their PCs trying to spread their ideology to others but to no avail cos at the end of the day, they are still just pimple arses who are brave enough to hide behind their PCs, that's just it. Sad.

"You're fat and you're complaining."

Just becos I whine about being fat, doesn't mean I'm really fat. I, like any other girls in this world, love to whine and complain about how they're fat when they are actually of acceptable weight. It takes a numbfuck like you who would take whatever I say for 100% real. You, are by far, a certified nincompoop.

"Hasty dramatization! You call that "tremendous pain and agony". Hurhur! Nothing that comes by as weak as you is meant to survive. I oughta slap your face ta' death. If you're a weakling, just admit it you dumb broad bitch!"

STUPID FUCKKKK, ARGGGH, maybe that technique used is called EXAGGERATION, and if you do take Literature, which I don't think you do, cos you're as stupid as a.... as YOU, exaggeration is used by writers to create humour which in turn makes the reading much more interesting. And I think I just succeeded, you plank, cos guess what? You read that whole long entry. In the end, you look like the dumb broad bitch. And if I am weak, like you said, I probably would not have survived in this world. The fact that I am still here, bitching about your stupidity, hints to you that I might as well be stronger than you are.

"Nobody runs like a mad dog. From what I know ppl who runs long distances runs conservatively saving their energy for sprinting at the end. And you think you know everything. C'mon, EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS! The only bitch who runs mad that I know of is you. Hah!"

You've never even seen me run gundu. Please, don't give yourself the honour of pretending that you know me. It does flatter me that people try to associate themselves to me, but too bad, I don't wanna be associated with a stupid prick like you who wanna pretend like they know everything. See, you're no better than me arsehole. And when I say they run like a mad dog, that was again an exaggeration intended to create humour. Too bad serious fucks like you don't enjoy the same humour, but I bet there are other people out there who do agree with me on this part, so kiss my brown Asian ass you whore. Plus, at the end of the run, don't you see these runners panting, and don't tell me you don't see a similarity of those pants as compared to mad dogs. Ha! And what's so offensive about being associated to mad dogs? I thought dogs are humans' best friends?(read:sarcasm) Prick!

"You should at least sympathise with these ppl, not jeer at them! At least they have that. And its not like they had any choice. Whats wrong with you? Are you a troubled child? No my friend, i think is YOU who needs checking in at the clinic."

I didn't say that the Kenyans are supposed to get a check at the clinic. Never did. So stop putting words into my mouth you pea-sized brained gundu. Anyways... I do sympathize with them in real life, but the fact is, this entry was meant to poke fun and create humour. And again, I have to repeat myself, TOO BAD SERIOUS FUCKS LIKE YOU CAN'T ENJOY HUMOUR, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A SLUT? MAYBE THAT WOULD TICKLE YOR FUNNY BONE, IF YOU HAVE ONE.

"ALL THOSE DIET PROGRAMS DO NOT WORK CUZ PPL LIKE YOU WHO LACK SELF MOTIVATION DUN BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THUS RELYING ON FATHER TECHNOLOGY TO FIX YOUR SQUARE ASS FOR YOU!"

STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! I wasn't even talking about diet programs. I said there are obese people out there who would run until they faint and die(read:exaggeration) just to lose weight. Since when did I talk about diet programs? I believe in myself you smelly cunt. (I dunno your gender, so pardon me for switching in between prick and cunt. Hee hee). If not, I wouldn't have achieved all the things I have achieved today. And if you have a problem with father technology, then why don't you bloody stop using the PC and the internet you nutcrack, cos those two things are part of father technology too, pussy slime.

"Whyyy... don't you shoot yourself yet?! :)"

In case, you didn't know, my team-mates and I won the silver medal for the 4 x 400m relay, and since you actually believe that I'm a fat bitch, then I must say that I'm a super-duper fast fat bitch who can run like a tornado to be getting a medal for the relay. So much for bitching about me just cos I diss your (most probably) favourite RECREATIONAL sport. And why don't you shoot yourself first for being so stupid and gullible to be believing everything you read on the internet.

"You consider this to be an option you must be mad! Bitch bitch bitch you like ppl to think you as a bitch why does being a bitch interest you so much? So that when u become a mom, you can become a motherfucking bitch?"

Hah! This is my favourite. This is your retort on my option of being a prostitute. You are the ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING FATHERHUMPING BITCH FOR THINKING THAT I ACTUALLY CONSIDER BEING A PROSTITUTE AN OPTION. I was tickling your funny bone, but too bad, you don't have any. And you took me for real. STUPID. ARGH. HOW MUCH MORE STUPID CAN YOU BE? ARGH. STUPID STUPID STUPID. NEVER MET A PERSON AS STUPID AS YOU IN MY LIFE, NOW THAT I'VE MET YOU, I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING RUNNING YOUR MOUTH COS IT JUST REVEALS YOUR STUPIDITY EVEN FURTHER. Shameful. Especially to be revealing it to a stranger like me. Bad impression. Yikes.

"You're not just physically disabled, ur mentally unstable too."

Or is it you? Since you can't take jokes, nor humour or exaggeration. I mean most normal people would have shrugged off my entry cos they jolly well know it's a hoax. It takes a mentally unstable person to take me for real. I mean I've always been crazy and zany, you're even worse. To that, I say, kudos! For being NUTS. To be leaving hate comments on stranger's blogs. Tells me about how much guts you have. You're just making assumptions of people you don't know based on their writings. How much more dumber can you be? You think every person in this world writes about what they really feel in their blogs? Well, not me. Too bad you chose the wrong person to run your mouth at.

"y = x + mc indicates a straight line graph. if u exercise the rest of ur LIFE you would have completely lost ALL WEIGHT rendering you non-existent. you're telling me you gonna lose 1kg every single day? ever heard of the principle of inertia you dumb broad bitch?! what you lost today was WATER! you didn't lost any weight, you're just HOLLOW like that skull of yours. cuz most of the time ur fat guts is full of SHIT! and you thought it was the cellulites. you dun even know that your body burns in order... and fats are the last in order after protein and lean muscle. you have to discipline yourself for at least two weeks and only then the fats start burning. oh you're so smart! YOU'RE SO SMART! bwahaha you numbfuck!"

It takes a much more stupid person to think that someone is stupid enough to think that he/she can lose 1kg each day till the rest of their lives. Enuff said. I'm sick and tired of explaining my sick humour to people like you who don't own a funny bone. And the jokes you crack aren't even funny. Try harder.

"Yea!! Watever! Yea yea yea!"

Whatever back, ho! Wo!

"For the last time... the Power Rider doesn't work. Not in a long shot. You have been conned cuz ppl like you will always live to believe in the easy way out. So they just made the thing for you and you bought their scam. They're the market and you have been targeted. IDIOT!"

Maybe that piece of junk was bought for recreational purposes. And God knows how many times that thing have been used. Less than 10. Or maybe 5. The fact that my friends and I do think lowly of Power Rider and poke fun at it, led me to writing that part about me religiously riding it. The effect expected to be achieved: Make my friends laugh at the absurd idea.

Too bad gundus like you don't know shit about my life or my friends or the jokes we shared, but think that you have all the right in the world to state your opinion, believing in that shit ideology called "freedom of speech". Well guess what? FUCK FREE WORLD! There's no bloody thing such as free world. You think you're tough just cos you're running your mouth at a stranger. What you don't know is that this stranger is much more clever than you are, and that you just revealed your own stupidity. I'm still amazed on how you can actually take my entries for real. The fact that you're giving me so much attention for a humourous entry I created to crack my friends up, makes me shiver in orgasmic spasms. Thank you for being stupid and making my day. It's all great.

And don't think highly of yourself just cos I rebutted each and every comment of yours, cos I actually do intend to be a Literature teacher, and that requires me to criticize each and every word of a phrase, sentence or essay. And my intention of rebutting each and every comment of yours is to prove that you're a dumbfuck. And like all good Literature students, I substantiate my arguments with reference from your comment and a substantiation of evidence. So what do you have got to say now? And I assume that you're not a Literature student, since you don't even recognize exaggeration and told me all the crazy shit about burning fats or whatever crap and the Math equation that I don't even bother looking into depth into, cos I hate Science. Plus, I think you belong to the Charles Dickens era of Hard Times, so too fucking bad that the world isn't as utilitarian as you would love it to be. Who gives a fuck about Facts? Imagination baby. You need imagination to loosen yourself up. That entry was a figment of my own imagination, and maybe that's why I'm not as hard up as you are. Like I've said earlier, you probably had wrinkles when you're just 5 months old. Loosen up, whore. Or maybe you're already loose enuff down there. Ha. (read: sick/crude humour)

And... you know what? I'm just gonna hide my comments tag, not cos I'm scared of your cheap unappreciated comments (which didn't bring any effect to me or any form of enlightenment either, I still say fuck I ain't contributing shit to the community!) but cos I know that you will be writhing in anger after reading this entry and would be even more mad knowing that you don't have any other avenue in which you could rebutt my comments back. Plus, I must say that I do enjoy knowing that you are in so much anger and pain. Ha! And in case you are thinking of bitching about me at your blog, by all means. I won't be visiting that shit, not cos I'm gonna be affected by your comments, but cos I respect other people's privacy and I don't go snooping around in strangers' blogs. Whatever they do, it's their life. And I don't have any right to be leaving any comments cos I don't personally know them. And the last comment I'm gonna tag at your blog is to alert you of this entry dedicated to the TRASHY YOU. Enjoy. Last but not least...


Don't go round thinking I took this picture especially for you. It was taken in March, for my own entertainment purposes. Of course you would comment on this too, cos you can't take humour. Too bad. Why don't you bend over and lick your own cock/ fingerfuck your cunt?

And in case you're guy, then the picture just gets crystal clear. No wonder I have an additional IQ of 40 as compared to you.