Amok!
Wah wah wah... Mengamuk sakan aku 2 hari lepas.
Hahaha... Bestnye akuuu... tak pernah aku jumpa orang sebest aku... Namun yang menghairankan, semua orang tak suka bila aku mengamuk. Padahal time aku mengamuklaa aku paling best sekali...
Di waktu-waktu aku meragamlaa karakter sebenar aku amat terserlah.
Heheeee... aku suka diri aku. Aku nak kawin ngan diri aku!
Anyways, WAR IS OVER!!! Pasal aku daa good mood balik... Dan kerana aku daa baik sakit. Hik hik. Dan sebenarnya juga, aku tidak marah kepada sesiapa. Aku cuma terasa bingit dua hari lepas, jadi aku terpaksa mencari pasal dengan semua orang. BEST GILER. Aku rasa seperti nak melonjak kegembiraan sekarang. Kenapalaa aku dijadikan sehebat begini? Lagipun aku daa besar, tak bleh nak berlakon problematic kid lagi. Daa takde issues lagi. Boring gilerrrr....
Oh ye, besok aku daa kena drive kat road. Aku tak nak. Kerana aku gerenti akan melanggar bumper orang. Gerenti punyaaa... Aku pasrah. Semalam instructor tanya kenapa aku diam. Dahlaa mood swing Libra aku on full mode... dia nak expect aku berborak2 ngan dia. Even kejadian-kejadian kelakar sungguh tidak membuatkan aku gelak semalam. Siakkk ah... wait... bila aku drive... oh yes... semalam... Why does it seem like this morning? Aku tak tahu ah... agaknyer pasal aku tido sehari-suntuk hari ni... boring gilerrr... Dahlaa aku menuju ke ambang kejahanaman dengan menaikkan risiko lung cancer. Bukan itu sahaja, aku juga telah terbakarkan rambut aku sikit kerana mendengar kata-kata bodoh adik seluar tapered Normal Technical aku. Well it's ok. Pasal aku good mood. Heppinyer...
And yeah, aku suka giler ngan horoscopes, hanya kerana astrologers selalu kata good things about aku dan memberi aku peluang untuk ego trip. Seperti ini:
Filled with personal dignity and elegance, you may find Libra to dazzle and captivate you time and time again. They have many interests like theater, antiques, decorating, art, and themselves. A Libra's best quality is the art of conversation. They are fantastic conversationalists. Although, when discussing any subject, you may find the conversation leading back toward their favorite topic of interest, as they put a little bit about themselves into each conversation, placing the spotlight exactly where they want it...
Libra, you are the most easygoing sign of the zodiac filled with charm, elegance, and a gift of making people feel important....
Having your element as an Air sign means you are intellectual and communicative. You are usually well versed and knowledgeable.
And... my ultimate favourite... which nearly gives me the pleasure as good as an orgasm... *shivers in orgasmic spasm*
Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.
*still shivering in orgasmic spasm*
I just love horoscopes... (who gives a fuck whether it's misleading or not right?) I rock!
Anyways I did a quiz(Evn tho' aku sendiri jarang tgk The 70's show, actually aku tak pernah pun tengok one full episode... hmm):
"Which character from That '70s Show are you?" - Results:
You're... Laurie! Your brother has dubbed you "Earth Mother Whore," and what a whore you are. You have your daddy's affection, but you're a slut and as dumb as rocks. Your heart is cold, and you probably have an STD.
Hahaha... daddy's affection? Mungkin betul... dumb as rocks? CHAO CIBAIIII...


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