Oui oui!!!

Oui oui!!! (heheh, that is my latest favourite phrase, or squeal rather) Anyways, I've got some interesting (for me) stories to blog... So, here goes...

Firstly, I'm gonna talk about, Nadrah's favourite teacher, none other than LEE BANG BANG BANG...SAT....!!!
Ok, so we were doing She Stoops To Conquer, where there is a scene in which the Landlord of the bar/tavern will tell Marlow and Hastings the (fake) directions to an inn(which in actual fact is a house owned by Mr Hardcastle). So, Lee Bangsat was like asking the class, who would be shy to ask for directions bla bla bla, then she popped another question about which people in the world won't provide you directions when you are lost or something along those line. And Joshua said "Italian"(FUCK NO! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF?!). Then Lee said, "No no! I think it's HONG KONG!!!" She actually stressed on the word Hong Kong. She told us about how the people there won't provide her with directions and all... and she speculate that it could be that they thought that she was from CHINA! Hahaha, like... SHE JUST FIGURED THAT OUT?! Fuck(!), with her mop-like hair, anyone, and I mean ANYONE (not only Hongkies) would think she's from China! She so fucking looks like a CHINAMAN/WOMAN/WHATEVER! Hahahahaha...

Ok secondly, I was in the bus going home from school (Ika stick you biatch!!! You traitor... I crave for MCDonalds! I thought you are only capable of buih-ing our soccer practices, but I was wrong, you are capable of buih-ing our mass eating sessions too!!!) So anyways... I was in 985 and there was this Chinese girl in front of me... she was sleeping since I don't know when... then a nyonya came and sit beside her... and this girl's head kept bobbing somewhere near the nyonya's shoulder... and this nyonya being the typical nyonya that she is, kept fidgeting, in an attempt to avoid the girl's head lying on her shoulder. Haha, I so wanted to laugh, but I controlled myself... so I found myself smirking, still trying to contain my laughter before the makcik sitting beside me just had to let out a chuckle! I was like fuck, I started to chuckle too, and couldn't like stop, so I had to like sms someone, if not... I would have looked like an idiot chuckling to herself. So I took out my fon and sms Mimi, in order to salvage my dignity for chuckling like a nincompoop in the bus. At least if I sms while chuckling, it wouldn't look so dumb, cos people might think that I was reading a funny sms... so... the point is, never fall asleep in the bus, even if you do, make sure your head don't bob to the right and left... hahaha... cos then you would be a public nuisance to the person sitting beside you.

And lastly, the topic today is about IVARNNN... Prick!!!
So here's the story: The principal called all the Malay girls to go to the LT after school as something happened. So we went there with hopes that there's some sensational news awaiting us, like some girl had sex in school or something. Then when the principal(Ong) told us about the real issue, we were all like WHAT THE FUCK?! You called us just cos of that?!
So the issue is that: A Malay girl did not cooperate with Ivarn(said in that classy snobbish supposedly-sophisticated French accent) by refusing to disclose her name and class.
Since when has that become a crime? I don't even fucking find it rude after the girl (who happened to be Nisa, an acquaintance, who have grabbed my boobs before) explained her rationale.
So this was what happened: Ivarn told a girl to tell this another Malay girl named Linda, who was Nisa's friend to tie up her hair. But at that time, Linda's back was to Ivarn so he claimed that he did not notice that Linda was actually fumbling with her coins+money which dropped or something like that. So he said, "Now!" after the delay(cos Linda was fumbling with the money). So Nisa saw that the Chinese girl behind Ivarn also had her hair undone. So she asked Ivarn, how can he tell her friend to tie her hair up ASAP when the Chinese girl behind him has her hair undone and he did not do anything about it. So he claimed that he did not notice the Chinese girl and that even after turning to look at the girl he could still tell Nisa that at least the girl hair is half-tied. (The fuck?! It's either tied up or not right?!) So Nisa argued about the fact that there can't be half-tied hair and the such... and she question his act (which in her eyes was) discrimination. And then he told the Chinese girl to tie up her hair and told her that Nisa was the one who gave her in. Nisa who was at that point still fine with what was going on, started to get pissed, so she questioned him about his decision to tell that girl about Nisa giving her in. Nisa clearly thought that that was uncalled for, cos it was his responsiblity as a teacher (a teacher belonging to the discipline committee for that matter) to tell the Chinese girl to tie up her hair, just like what he did to Linda. And that there was no need to tell that girl that Nisa was the one who told him about that Chinese girl having her hair untied. And this arse tried to bullshit his way through by saying that oh he was just giving Nisa credit. (At this point of time, I felt like rolling on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off) So, Nisa said that that was so unnecessary, and that even if she didn't inform him, it was still in his responsibility to tell the girl to tie up her hair... so Ivarn asked for Nisa's name and class and she wouldn't disclose it cos obviously she didn't think that she did anything wrong. (Me neither) And then Ivarn resorted to asking her friends for Nisa's name. And Nisa said whatever for, I mean why the heck is Ivarn involving her friends when they had nothing to do with it? If he had to settle the score, it should just be done with Nisa. (Ong felt that Nisa was INTIMIDATING her friends when she said that) So Ivarn said something along the lines of "Don't make me make a report about you". (Now now, THIS is intimidating). And well, Nisa just won't tell her name and so did her friends.
So... that was what happened. And the principal has to waste our time just cos of that. Can you believe it? No I can't!
Mrs Ong's argument:
1) She find that Nisa was retaliating by informing Ivarn of the Chinese girl just cos she was unhappy that Ivarn told Linda to tie up her hair. (ASSUMPTION)
2) Nisa should not point out other's mistake as a cover-up of her friend's. Ong even created the BRILLIANT ANALOGY that: If you were speeding and got cuaght at the expressway and got booked by the traffic police, you don't just tell the police. "Why didn't you book the other car, he also speeding what". (PURE TRASH)

Explainations for why I think Mrs Ong was talking crap and that Nisa was in the right:
1) Since when questioning someone's credibility is against the school rule? Since when pointing out other's mistakes a crime? Since when asking a harmless question a big issue? All Nisa did was ask why isn't the Chinese girl told to tie up her hair? Is that a form of retaliation? No. It could just be her tone or facial expression. However the bottomline was that it was just a harmless question. All Ivarn had to do was explain why he did not tell the Chinese girl to tie up her hair. He just needed to explain himself, by saying something like: "I did not notice the girl cos she was standing behind me, however, thank you for bringing it to my attention that the girl needed to tie up hair. On the other hand, I think you should be a bit more polite in asking a question(if he find her tone/facial expression is rude)." Was that so hard? If he had said that, then the case would have been sealed. The fact is, it was a harmless question. It was as good as saying, "May I know why the girl behind you is not told to tie up her hair while my friend was demanded to tie up hers immediately?" Anyone find the question a form of retaliation? I guess not. Cos IT WAS NOT.

2) Ivarn claimed that she was giving Nisa credit when he told the Chinese girl that Nisa was the one who gave her in. Ok, I have an analogy, a BRILLIANT ONE, since Ong likes police analogies so much, here goes: There's a police, an eyewitness and a thief. Will the police tell the thief, "Oh yes, as a form of credit to the eyewitness, I shall reveal to you that this is the very person who gave you in to the police." IS THAT CREDIT? FUCK NO! You give credit by giving out certificate of appreciation or the such. If Ivarn really wanted to show Nisa credit, he should rightfully go to Nisa and say: "Thank you for informing me about the Chinese girl's untied hair". THAT is giving credit. Other than that, Ivarn was just giving an excuse to save his fucking ass.

3) Nisa was right. Why should Ivarn ask for her name from HER FRIENDS?! He doesn't even need to ask for her name or class cos she did not do anything wrong. And Nisa definitely wasn't intimidating her friends. She was just questioning his actions. Which to me, is unnecessary.

SO WHO'S RIGHT? WHO'S WRONG? Mrs Ong just proved to the whole of Malay girls' population that she is nothing more but a biased idiot. Of course she would take Ivarn's side. In fact she already took his side even before Nisa could explain herself. And why didn't Mrs Ong just ask Nisa's friends whether they were intimidated or not? She was just making assumptions. Those who make assumptions are the most shallow person on earth. Mrs Ong just proved that she's one.