If Ridzal talks about Man Boobs, then here comes Female Chest...(!!!)

I was in the bus, rolling my eyes (in horror, actually) looking at a (probably) Pinoy maid occassionaly softly murmuring, smiling and chuckling to herself.

I was in the bus, witnessing an old man coughing his ass off; contemplating whether SARS would make a comeback, then recalling back those hassling times when you have to check your temperature before even entering the polyclinic, and the masks yada yada yada.

I was in the bus, being half annoyed with this so-not-cute Chinese toddler who is whining and whining and whining.

I was in the bus, looking at this girl, whom I sometimes see in the morning while on the way to school, staring at the Chinese kid. That was the time when my attention was directed to the logo "Bpian Spirit" ironed on to the chest of her T-shirt. Then there I was reminiscing about those BP times which were mostly unenjoyable.

Suddenly I realized...



...that she had a flat chest. I mean, I have no problems with girls who has small assets, but this girl, man... her chest was so flat, it was like a guy's chest.

And there I was contemplating whether she had binded her chest.
"She doesn't look like a butch; why would she want to bind her chest?"

And there I was thinking that maybe she had been a "male" all along and I was just too ignorant to have realized that she was in actual fact, a guy.
"But I sometimes see her in the morning, and she wears school skirt. How can she be a guy then?"

And there I was, suddenly realizing the oddity of the possible situation of her catching me staring at her non-existent boobs.

So, I tried to look away. But I was not satisfied. Thus, I stared again. Hard.

She is not exactly small, nor slim or petite. In fact she is what most Malays would call, besar tinggi, in direct translation, big and tall. It's common sense for girls who are generally bigger in size to have boobs of a slightly larger size than those slimmer ones. (And my boobs are bigger than hers. Ok, mine aren't really heee-uuu-ee-geee but at least mine are visible! *blink blink*) Thus, it is impossible for her not to even have boobs as big as mosquito bites. And I'm not even talking about kuih koci ok. Or even nasi lemak 50 sen for that matter.

Plus, what makes me more amazed was that she was wearing a sling bag. Boobs will appear bigger when a girl is carrying a sling bag across her chest, cos the bag strap will just emphasize on your boobs, right. But that was not the case with this girl. The bag strap rest nicely on her chest, yes you read it right, chest. It was as if a guy was donning that sling bag.

I mean I have no problems with a girl having small boobs, but this girl, she has NO boobs. Just nipples I guess. And it's odd. And I am always amazed with odd things.

Till now, the question of the existence of her boobs still remains as a mystery to me.

And I will find out. When? How? Where? I don't know. But I will.

But again, it's not really her fault for not having a chest. And yes, I think she's probably 16. For you people who think I was talking about a 5 year-old kid, piss off nimrod.

And... I tried to remove my nose stud, and wo! it hurts like crap. Ok it doesn't hurt so much. Just throbbing pains. Wo! I watched Overload's video clip just now, and I feel so satisfied, cos now, I really do look like Mutya Buena! Wo! Muahahahahahahahahahahah!