I'm no Kimi Raikkonen (even tho' we share the same birthdate, geez!)
Woo! Yeargh!
Tomorrow there's street soccer practice! Yippee! Mmkaay...
So yea, I hate driving. I suck at it. I'm the kind who is always rushing. I love to do things last minute, and it shows in my driving. Last minute brakes. Last minute changing of gears. Last minute steering. Everything is done last minute. And I like to do things fast. So I will be driving the car like a lunatic and suddenly brake at the last minute. Yeargh. So that means I'm a bad driver.
And I just realized that I can't multi-task. I have to do one thing at a time. Either that or do the same things at the same time. I can't basically coordinate releasing the accelerator and depressing the clutch. I can only depress or release both at the same time. And it's irritating. But I guess I'm improving. And I will force myself to improve today.
Plus, when I drive, I look straight ahead. Everytime I turn my head to look at something else, the car will start going to the left or to the right. And when I look ahead, I really do look ahead. I won't look at what the car in front of me is gonna do, or whether there's hazards a few metres away or if the traffic light has turned amber. Ok sometimes I do notice these things, but not always. I guess I'm dreaming most of the times. So, basically, my point is, I am a bad driver. Never ever be my passenger. I am so gonna kill you in a road accident. Unless of course, you're a driving instructor who brakes for me whenever I screw up. Which is every other day. Ok, I'm exaggerating. Sometimes, only.
And my weak point is that I can't drive when I'm nervous. I am sure to screw up here and there. I think I have to take lotsa Prozacs before I drive. Ha! Anyways that reminds me of this articles in Time magazine which said that some of those people who take Prozacs tend to be suicidal. Hee.
Ok, I'm starting to spout nonsense. So I think I better stop now, and play some Winning Eleven 7 before getting ready for yet, another driving lesson! Urgh. *focus and drive pro-per-ly*


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