Pool of Faeces

I reached home feeling a little high and miserable. Kretek rocks.

Then I decided to try Nadrah's recipe to getting high, a formula which she inherited from her dear ol' Mendaki ex-tutor. Her recipe includes adding coffee powder to Coke and the effect that this concoction brings is alike to that of smoking marijuana. So, since I have got nothing else better to do, I decided to try this silly formula out. In fact, Nadrah and I had tried it once last year. And it failed miserably. We were nowhere near high.

Since Nadrah told me that Shahirah, Nurul and her tried it again this year and the formula succeeded in achieving it's effect; even if it was only for a mere half hour, I decided to give it another shot. I added like 4 packets of Nescafe 3-1 powder with a little Coke. And that damn coffee powder won't dissolve. There's like lots of clumps in the concoction. So I poured the mixture into a huge plastic bottle and added more Coke. And drank the whole thing down. There were still lotsa clumps of coffee powder left in the bottle, so I added more Coke to the residue and downed it. It was so frustrating cos there was still lotsa residue left and I tried to swallow those clumps of powder, but it was kind of eeky that I was sure that I will throw up if I swallowed all of them down. So I swallowed whatever I could and threw away the rest. And guess what. I'm still not feeling high. I don't feel extra cheerful like Ira did. Nor am I laughing for no apparent reason like Nurul did. Plus I am still very much focused unlike Nadrah after downing the silly concoction. Is it just me or did I do it wrong? I mean, did I add too much Coke or what? Like whoah, I'd prefer more Kreteks to this untasty concoction. Mmm... I think I'm gonna shit in my sleep tonight cos the taste of the Coke-coffee powder concoction is like... err, not so nice. Seriously. I won't be surprised if I wake up in a pool of faeces tomorrow morning.

Oh yes, I think I'm gonna be sick so no school for me tomorrow. Wee.

Kreteks make me high.

Oh yea, watched the Busk thing and... err... I think the only rock band that I actually like is The Rasmus. Yeah... Okay, I hate rock. Gimme some pop music! Hahahahahah! Wo. I feel so pre-pubescent. Wee!

Let's disco!

p/s: Very disappointed with the results of Malaysian Idol's 2nd Workshop. Rinie, Rydee and Aifa deserved it so much more than Andrew, Victor and Fazley. Hmm... I guess majority of the votes must have come from pre-pubescent girls; since logically, they're the only ones who would bother to text in their votes. Adults would better prefer to spend it on other more important stuffs like bills or mortgages and things like that. And guys usually can't be bothered with all these singing events. Hmm... Very disappointing.